Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I love having hate sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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