He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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