kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The Olympian is in my bed
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