just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
