Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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