Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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