OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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