quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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