He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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