how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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