I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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