Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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