So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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