what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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