doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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