You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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