Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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