HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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