I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
