Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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