Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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