She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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