Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
