well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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