I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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