Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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