me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
where are my eyebrows?
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