she was so not down for the gang bang
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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