Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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