WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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