she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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