i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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