She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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