Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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