He asked to "fluff my boner.."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I've blown a few things in my day
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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