accomplished twins. life is a go
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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