she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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