bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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