Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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