Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she looked like the before picture.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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