Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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