he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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