Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She's JV to your varsity
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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