fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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