Need sex. Gaining weight.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
