There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think i have herpe
just one?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
