Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
