we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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