Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
