why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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