in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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